It was a grey, cold night in the Alaskan tundra. As she entered the foyer, she looked around. Men drinking beer, women laughing... She took her seat at the bar and ordered a stiff one.
Little did she realize that at the very moment a sperm cell fused with an egg cell inside her. As the barman mixed her drink, she picked up a couple of peanuts and put them in her mouth...
Uh oh, bad mistake... how irresponsible of her!
Nine months and a few days later, a baby boy was born, chubby and rosy on the outside, but inside? Alas, a brain that would never grow beyond the size of a peanut!