December 5, 2010

Sinday Levitycus

My top ten of the seventy-two virgins speak out to the lucky suicide bomber [overheard by Steve Martin on his ham radio, it's rumored]:

10
Virgin No. 48: No, you've got it wrong. We're in the Paradise Casino.
9
Virgin No. 40: I’m Jewish. Why do you ask?
8
Virgin No. 63: Dang. George Clooney was being reckless on a motorcycle, but instead I got you.
7
Virgin No. 46: I'm almost there. Just another couple of hours.
6
Virgin No. 66: We could do it here for free, or on a stage in Düsseldorf for money.
5
Virgin No. 38: I'm Zania, from the planet Xeron. My vagina is on my foot.
4
Virgin No. 44: You like my breasts? They were my graduation gift.
3
Virgin No. 64: Tonight, I become a woman. But until then you can call me Bob.
2
Virgin No. 30: You are in?
1
Virgin No. 70: My name is Mother Teresa.

Don't miss out on the rest of the 62 from Steve Martin's Seventy-Two Virgins.

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