August 20, 2010

Reli-Genetics 101

President Barack Obama, apparently, was born a Muslim. Was he born with a Qur'an in his hands? No, of course, not. A label on his forehead, proclaiming "allahu akbar", perhaps? Impossible! A picture of Muhammad tattooed on his chest? Absolutely not, no one is allowed to draw Muhammad, silly! Then, how so Obasma was born a Muslim? According to Rev. Franklin Graham,

"I think the president's problem is that he was born a Muslim, his father was a Muslim. The seed of Islam is passed through the father like the seed of Judaism is passed through the mother. He was born a Muslim, his father gave him an Islamic name," Graham told CNN's John King in a televised interview that aired Thursday night.

Aha, now I get it. Obama germinated from a seed of Islam sown by his father, just as Einstein germinated from a seed of Judaism produced by his mother. Oh, you don't get it, still? Perhaps, these diagrams will help.

EINSTEIN

DNA-einstein
OBAMA

dna-Obama

What about Rev. Franklin Graham, you ask. Oh, well, he probably thinks, "God said, 'Let there be Franklin Graham, and there was Franklin Graham, Christian and all'"!


DNA pictures adapted from dirkschweitzer.net
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