Yet another gem from my friends at the Onion America's Finest News Source:
... Experts believe the ants and Chinese will learn much from each other in an effort to improve the orderliness of their already highly structured societies.
"In the areas of human resource management, the ants can teach us many things," said Chinese citizen #FW3R464-56G-M. "For example, what is the most effective technique for achieving total control over worker drones' motor directional behavior, turning them into will-less, automated servants of the state?" ...
Read it all. You will not only be ROTFL, but you'll also understand why 70% of Americans consider China as an economic threat.
Couldn't have come to my notice at a better time!