The Onion, America's Finest News Source, reports that evolutionists are rushing to catch a glimpse of an apparition of Charles Darwin that has appeared in Dayton, Tennessee.
A steady stream of devoted evolutionists continued to gather in this small Tennessee town today to witness what many believe is an image of Charles Darwin—author of The Origin Of Species and founder of the modern evolutionary movement—made manifest on a concrete wall in downtown Dayton.
"I brought my baby to touch the wall, so that the power of Darwin can purify her genetic makeup of undesirable inherited traits," said Darlene Freiberg ...
Wow, a miracle! Finally, we have the evidence that every word in The Origin of Species must be true. How could it not be, for it's the word of Darwin Himself! Thank you, Darwin.
What d'ya have to say now, Sarah Palin?